Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?

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Editorial Reviews:

Product Description
Jen Lancaster hates to burst your happy little bubble, but life in the big city isn't all it's cracked up to be. Contrary to what you see on TV and in the movies, most urbanites aren't party-hopping in slinky dresses and strappy stilettos. But lucky for us, Lancaster knows how to make the life of the lower crust mercilessly funny and infinitely entertaining.

Whether she's reporting rude neighbors to Homeland Security, harboring a crush on her grocery store clerk, or fighting-and losing-the Battle of the Stairmaster- Lancaster explores how silly, strange, and not-so-fabulous real city living can be. And if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss her big, fat, pink, puffy down parka.

Customer Reviews: Read 78 more reviews...

3 out of 5 stars

Sadly, A Disappointment May 16, 2007
31 out of 52 found this review helpful

It took me three tries to get through this bummer of a book. I'm thoroughly disappointed!!!!

I absolutely LOVED her first book and was expecting more of the same. The entire book was disjointed and came across as a whiney tale written by a spoiled, bored adult brat. I'm truly sorry because I really, really wanted to like this book! It's not often anymore that I even buy new books, but, hell, I pre-ordered this one months in advance!!

I don't often write reviews of books I dislike, but I wish someone had warned me about this one so I could have saved my money. (That'll teach me to pre-order!) Either skip this one or get it from your local library.

3 out of 5 stars

Self Confident Crosses Over into Self Absorbed and Jerky October 24, 2007
29 out of 36 found this review helpful

I really wanted to love this book, for many reasons. First, Jen survived as a female in the high stakes dot com era, which wasn't easy to do. She thrived and took charge - and traits that men would call "courageous" and "ready for action" in other men, they would call "bitchy" and "conceited" in women. It's one of the unfair aspects of men and women, and I am very eager to support women who do the best they can in those situations.

Second, Jen is overweight and is attempting to be comfortable with that in a world of stick-thin models and 24/7 press hammering us to be beautiful. Again, it is very hard in our modern society to even try to accept yourself if you're overweight, and I give great kudos to Jen for giving it her best shot.

Also, it is always REALLY scary to write your life story and put it out there. If someone criticizes Eragon, heck, it's just a fiction story. The writer might be a little upset. But if you criticize a memoir, you are now putting down an author's *way of life*. Since few of us can claim to live a perfect life, how can a reader possibly say someone else's way of life is "awful"? We are all trying to do our best with the world we live in. So I give Jen a lot of credit for having the nerve to lay her life on the table for public perusal.

Now, that all being said, I offer my impressions of the book with those caveats in mind. Jen was perhaps shaped by her dot-com environment to be snappy and judgmental. Maybe it's the only way she could survive. But you can only judge the book presented to you - you can't try to second guess the author's motives or background or reasons. And while I find her *writing style* to be great, full of snappy humor and well chosen words - I find her *willingness to harm others* to be very upsetting. This is the type of character, in a fiction novel, who bothers the heroine until the point that the heroine snaps, punches her in the face, and everyone applauds. To have this person out in real life behaving like this - and to have in essence a self-congratulatory book praising herself for her behavior - bothers me.

I gave a lot of thought to my reaction. After all, I used to watch All in the Family when I was growing up. Archie Bunker was very much like Jen - only cared about himself, actively hurt others as a daily way of life, and didn't care at all. His actions would explicitly cause others either emotional pain and trouble in their jobs. Jen is the exact same way. Why did I enjoy All in the Family, but get bothered by Jen?

After several hours of thought, it came down to the All in the Family atmosphere clearly being a satire. That was a fake situation explicitly made to show why that behavior was harmful, to hopefully help those who were like Archie to take a look at what they were doing and to stop doing it.

In comparison, Jen seems to be wanting to build a club of Jen wanna-bes, people who were just as pleased to make snarky comments to people *right in their face*. Jen went out of her way to hurt people who had physical or ethnic issues that were completely out of their control. It upsets me a lot that a movement of "hurting people" is thought of as fun. With all the conflict we have in the world, we should be trying to understand and help each other - not thinking up better and better zingers to damage each other's self esteem. What kind of a way is that to live?

Just off the top of my head, Jen lies to her employers. She is randomly deceptive for her own amusement. She actively works to harm her husband's chances at work. This isn't just once - but MULTIPLE times. She complains about how tight money is - but rather than help her husband, she BOTHERS HIM while he is working with immature, petulant whining! Her husband must have the patience of a saint, because if my husband started behaving the way Jen does, we would either be talking to some sort of a couples therapist or splitting up. Her behavior goes far beyond "cutely eccentric" and deep into the realm of "daily torture".

As much as she claims she is comfortable with her weight while she gorges on sweets, as soon as it comes to a real test like being in public, she is suddenly signing up with an Exercise Nazi and trying to kill herself so she can be "better looking" in public. I would have given her far more credit if after all her bitchy talk she did actually go out and "be herself" and be proud of it. if you're going to talk the talk (and a super-nasty talk at that) you better be able to walk the walk.

The book is full of many poor messages like this, wrapped in a fine silk of fun writing and comedic timing. I read a lot of books every month - but with the thousands of educational and inspirational new books that are out there, I would much rather read one that had an encouraging message, rather than one as discouraging as this one is.

5 out of 5 stars

Jen Lancaster, you are my SOUL SISTER! May 1, 2007
26 out of 36 found this review helpful

The biggest complaint I have about this book is that I'm already finished reading it! Boo hoo!

I read a lot of books, and I have to tell you that when I read "Bitter is the New Black" last year, I laughed so hard that my sides felt like they were going to split open...just like Jen's pants split open in "Bright Lights, Big Ass!" I was so worried that this new book couldn't possibly live up to "Bitter," but I was wrong. "Bright Lights, Big Ass" is just as snarky, outlandish and hilarious as it can possibly be!

While "Bitter" detailed Jen's experience of going from a six-figure salary to being unemployed and unable to pay her rent (or support her expensive shopping habit), "Bright Lights, Big Ass" describes what it's like to be a working class citizen living in the city of Chicago. Being a Chicago gal myself, I enjoyed reading a book all about my city and wholeheartedly agree with many of the points Jen makes in her memoir:

+ Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA are my version of the Holy Trinity.

+ The majority of neighbors are freakish and must be avoided at all costs.

+ Finding a house or an apartment in this city is one of the most difficult tasks imaginable.

+ Mass transportation is never an option because "it transports the masses."

I adored every page of this book. Jen is so unbelievably funny and sarcastic and fabulous! I seriously want to Google-stalk her (just as she admits to Google-stalking former high school classmates) and "arrange" to bump into her on the street somewhere, because I have a feeling we'd become fast friends and would enjoy drinking together and making fun of all the crazy people around us.

If you don't already have copies of "Bitter" and "Bright Lights, Big Ass," shame on you! These are must-have memoirs for every woman, every Chicagoan, and everyone who enjoys good laughs and great books.

1 out of 5 stars

Not All That... June 21, 2007
15 out of 26 found this review helpful

First and foremost there's a reason politics is one of those topics that should be avoided in public. The book suddenly got crappy once I had to start hearing about Lancaster's political views. I don't want to give the wrong idea, she doesn't preach politics but I'm not a fan of her views.

Secondly, I don't mind books about nothing just a few zany adventures (like Seinfeld), but this isn't really what this book is about. This seemed less like a bunch of cute short stories about nothing and more of some idiotic ramblings. I kept wondering why her husband married her b/c she seemed like an idiot. No one really wants to hear about the mundane day to day stuff unless something interesting happens. It doesn't have to be big - just something funny or ironic. I keep expecting the next chapter to be about Jen on the toilet pondering the meaning of life.

The bottom line is save your money. If you must get this from the library or if you catch it on the bargain rack. I notice one of the tags for this is Notaro - as in Lauri Notaro the author. This is no where near as good as her books!!!

PS - AVOID FOOTNOTES - use (). I can't stress how annoying it was to have these footnotes at the bottom of every page. It really didn't help.

1 out of 5 stars

Sad but True May 21, 2007
11 out of 22 found this review helpful

I have to agree w. Marion, I had high expectations for this book and it was definitely a disappointment. I loveeeddd 'Bitter' couldn't put it down finished it in like two days, so as soon as I found out she had another book I literally brought it the same day. I checked the reviews on Amazon and trusted from the positive response that it'd be great. I was sadly mistaken :(. I can't even pick up the book, I can't finish it it's that terrible. I found myself being forced to read it since I paid for it, but I just gave up after a few chapters. I think her first book was a success, but nonfiction memoir isn't really good if you don't have a story to tell. Bitter was great because it had a plot, this one not so much. Def borrow it if you feel compelled to read a follow up to 'Bitter' but save your $$$.

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