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Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents
Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents

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Author: Jim Mullen
Creator: Barry Blitt
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Category: Book

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Avg. Customer Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars 26 reviews
Sales Rank: 264851

Media: Hardcover
Number Of Items: 1
Pages: 80
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.5
Dimensions (in): 7.7 x 6.4 x 0.5

ISBN: 0743224450
Dewey Decimal Number: 305.232
EAN: 9780743224451
ASIN: 0743224450

Publication Date: May 3, 2002
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
Condition: Help save a tree. Buy all your used books from Green Earth Books. Read -> Recycle -> Reuse!

Editorial Reviews:

Product Description
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THINK CHILDREN ARE THE CUTEST,

CUDDLIEST, MOST WONDERFUL, SAINTLY CREATURES

IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

THESE PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN.

THEY HAVE NICE THINGS. THEY COLLECT FRAGILE POTTERY. THEY HAVE CANDLELIT DINNERS IN FANCY RESTAURANTS. THEY GO TO MOVIES. THEY HAVE WHITE CARPETS.

PEOPLE WITH SMALL CHILDREN HAVEN'T BEEN TO A RESTAURANT WITHOUT

PLASTIC SILVERWARE IN YEARS. THE LAST MOVIE THEY SAW IN A THEATER IS NOW

ON AMERICAN MOVIE CLASSICS. THEIR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS

DECORATED BY PEE-WEE HERMAN.

BABY'S FIRST TATTOO IS FOR THEM.

For years parents have been buying baby books to document all the precious moments in their new baby's life -- Baby's First Tooth, Baby's First Haircut, Baby's First Step. What have been ignored for too long are those "alternative" precious moments that really should be written down, celebrated, and remembered -- Baby's First Projectile Vomit, Baby's First Tantrum in a Crowded Grocery Store, Baby's 10,000th Dirty Diaper. Otherwise you might forget them and think of becoming parents once again.


Customer Reviews:   Read 21 more reviews...

3 out of 5 stars Okay   May 15, 2008
This book is okay. My husband is a tattoo artist, so I bought this for one of his friends when he had a baby. It's just not quite as funny as I thought it would be. Basically they put all of the funny items in the ad, and there isn't much else.


5 out of 5 stars cool , modern and fun   March 26, 2008
This is such a fun baby book.
We bought one for ourselves and two more for gifts.

Any new parent with a sense of humor will think this is a great shower gift.



5 out of 5 stars cute!   April 18, 2007
 0 out of 2 found this review helpful

This is perfect for the new generation of parents! my husband and I love this book!


2 out of 5 stars Cute   March 19, 2007
 0 out of 1 found this review helpful

This would be a great gift for new parents or parents-to-be. It's really more of something to look through and have a chuckle than an actual baby book to fill in. But, like I said, it's cute.


5 out of 5 stars Hilarious!!   January 16, 2007
 6 out of 6 found this review helpful

My mom gave me Baby's First Tattoo when I had my second child. Every time I look at it I crack up laughing. For three years I waited for someone I know to have a baby, and FINALLY I got to buy this book for someone else! If you actually fill out this book, you may need family therapy. Contact Dr. Phil ASAP. Every parent needs a good laugh, which this book easily provides. Need a place to save a smear of baby's first projectile excreta? Want to record the name of your nanny's first lawyer? Her second lawyer? How about a family tree with branches for everyone from Mom and Dad to "egg donor" and "Daddy's special friend?" Look no further, this book has it all!

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