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Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

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Author: Chelsea Handler
Publisher: Hc
Category: Book

Buy Used: $44.99



Avg. Customer Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars 239 reviews
Sales Rank: 2394914

Format: Import
Media: Hardcover
Number Of Items: 1
Pages: 224
Shipping Weight (lbs): 1.7

ISBN: 0061173398
Dewey Decimal Number: 817
EAN: 9780061173394
ASIN: 0061173398

Publication Date: September 30, 2007
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
Condition: NEWEST EDITION

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Customer Reviews:   Read 234 more reviews...

5 out of 5 stars One of the funniest people in America   April 17, 2008
 167 out of 178 found this review helpful

I actually bought this book for my wife, since she had enjoyed Chelsea Handler's previous book, "My Horizontal Life." When the book arrived yesterday, I picked it up to peruse it and I couldn't put it down. This book is laugh-out-loud funny. The book contains stories from the author's life from around the age of 9 through adulthood that are funny from the perspective of men and women alike. As should be clear from the title, this book isn't for kids and the content can be pretty racy. If you aren't easily offended, however, it will probably be the most humorous book you read this year. I'd give it more than 5 stars if I could.


5 out of 5 stars So hilarious! Couldn't put it down.   April 28, 2008
 58 out of 73 found this review helpful

All I can say is buy this book!!! I was reading it on my flight home yesterday and was laughing SO hard that people were staring at me...but I couldn't help it. Chelsea is just that funny! Her writing about her parents is the best. And as a redheaded woman, I agree with her about reheaded men from my own experience. I try to avoid them too. Plus, she's way funnier than that crazy Manc, Karl Pilkington.

When is the next one coming out, Chelsea?



2 out of 5 stars What went wrong?   May 3, 2008
 52 out of 59 found this review helpful

Let me first be clear that I love Chelsea Handler. I DVR her show every night, I've even been to a taping in her studio and I even have tickets to her upcoming standup appearance.

Her first book was hilarious, but this one just misses the mark. Yes, there were a handful of times that I burst out laughing - she is a brilliant comedian. But the book is extremely disjointed and it was a struggle to see it through to the end. Was she just trying to fill up space? And why is Chuey all over the cover (my guess - to sell books) he's not mentioned once in the book (except for in the Acknowledgements).

I really can't figure out if she tried too hard, or didn't try hard enough.

Blah...I recommend saving your money. Sorry Chels...



5 out of 5 stars I laughed a LOt   May 4, 2008
 37 out of 44 found this review helpful

This is a laugh-out-loud book, great for the beach, not so good for a plane where your laughing will wake babies and make the other passengers jealous they don't have a copy. I got mine for my Kindle and I read it in one sitting. Seriously, pretty freaking funny.


5 out of 5 stars Over-the-Top Funny!   April 22, 2008
 30 out of 36 found this review helpful

I picked this book up at Barnes and Noble, sat down and began to read. Started to laugh so hard that I bought the book and finished it at home, where I could laugh in private.

Chelsea Handler delivers this book with the dead-on hilarious precision of the stand-up comic that she is. Handler's strong voice shines throughout the book and it is almost impossible to put down.

The book is divided into chapters according to age. In "Blacklisted," you meet 9 year old Chelsea who is humiliated on a daily basis at school for her father's car. She invents a hilarious story that soon spirals out of control and the story is a delight.

In "Chelsea in Charge," Handler writes about her 12 year entrepreneurial spirit as a babysitter on Martha's Vineyard. What unfolds is unforgettable.

From "Re-Gift": "I promptly responded to the Evite, wrote something about having diarrhea later that night, and headed back to bed to rub one out with my vibrator."

From "Jumped": "I consider myself to be a very obnoxious person, but even I would never tell a guy that he has a small penis."

Handler is hilarious and Are Your There, Vodka, It's Me, Chelsea is a must-read for anyone who needs a good laugh.

By the author of the award winning book, Harmonious Environment: Beautify, Detoxify and Energize Your Life, Your Home and Your Planet.


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