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| Director: Roland Emmerich
Actors: Camilla Belle, Steven Strait, Cliff Curtis, Joel Virgel, Mo Zinal
Studio: Warner Home Video
Category: DVD
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Avg. Customer Rating:  236 reviews
Sales Rank: 1190
Format: Closed-captioned, Color, Full Screen, Ntsc, Widescreen
Languages: English (Original Language), English (Subtitled), French (Subtitled), Spanish (Subtitled), French (Dubbed), Spanish (Dubbed)
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Number Of Items: 1
Running Time: 109
Aspect Ratio: 2.35:1
Shipping Weight (lbs): 1
Dimensions (in): 7.5 x 5.3 x 0.6
MPN: WARD023986D
UPC: 085391139683
EAN: 0085391139683
ASIN: B0012Q732O
Theatrical Release Date: March 7, 2008
Release Date: June 24, 2008
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Condition: Disc has a few faint scratches. Case has minor shelfwear. DVD has been TESTED & PLAYS FINE. 100% guaranteed against defects. Contact us within 7 days if there is any defect, and we will gladly refund your purchase. Our standard shipping method is
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Studio: Warner Home Video Release Date: 08/19/2008 Rating: Pg13
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To anyone who has ever yearned to see woolly mammoths in full stampede across the Alps, 10,000 BC can be heartily recommended. There's also a flock of "terror birds"--lethal ostriches on steroids--in a steaming jungle only a splice away from the heroes' snow-dusted alpine habitat. And lo, somewhere in the vastness of the North African desert lies a city whose slave inhabitants alternately teem like the crowds in Quo Vadis during the burning of Rome and trudge in hieratically menacing formations like the workers in Metropolis. That's pretty much it for the cool stuff. Setting movies in prehistoric times is dicey. Apart from the "Dawn of Man" sequence in 2001: A Space Odyssey, only Quest for Fire makes the grade, and its creators had the good sense to limit the dialogue to grunts and moans. 10,000 BC boasts a quasi-biblical narrator (Omar Sharif) and characters who speak in formed, albeit uninteresting, sentences--including a New Age-y "I understand your pain." But let no one say the storytelling isn't primitive. The narrator speaks of "the legend of the child with the blue eyes" and bingo, here's the kid now. When, grown up to be Camilla Belle, she's carried off by "four-legged demons"--guys on horseback to you--the neighbor boy (Steven Strait) who hankers to make myth with her leads a rescue mission into the great unknown world beyond their mountaintop. His name is D'Leh, which is Held, the German for "knight," spelled backward. So yes, there is some hidden meaning after all. 10,000 BC is the latest triumph of the ersatz from writer-director Roland Emmerich. Like Stargate (1994), Independence Day (1996), and The Day After Tomorrow (2004) before it, it's shamelessly cobbled together out of every movie Emmerich can remember to pilfer from (though to be fair, the section in pre-ancient Egypt harks back to his own Stargate). Emmerich's saving grace is that his films' cheesiness is so flagrant, his narratives so geared for instant gratification, he can seem like a kid simultaneously improvising and acting out a story in his backyard: "P'tend there's this alien ... p'tend maybe he came from Atlantis or something...." Just don't p'tend it has anything to do with real moviemaking. --Richard T. Jameson
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 The Prehistoric Guide to History and Geography May 1, 2008
32 out of 62 found this review helpful
Short Attention Span Summary (SASS):
1.People in 10,000 BC looked just like us, except dirtier - and some even copied hairstyles from American Idol's Jason Castro.
2.Ughh! Grunt!! No, wait a minute, these folk speak in complete sentences. My bad.
3.Where there's a tribe there's a prophecy
4.Welcome to the annual "Hunting of the Mammoth" shindig and hoedown
5.Forget T-Rex - the biggest threat to prehistoric people were the horseback-riding Slave traders with their fancy sailboats
6."I'll climb a mountain for you, trek through dangerous tropical jungles, walk across the desert sand, dance with tigers, and then I'll unite the tribes of Africa - so - wanna come back to my cave and see my etchings?"
7.The slaves are revolting (but not as revolting as the Almighty leader of the Lost Civilization)
8.One of the perks of being an Almighty leader is getting cool finger-wear
9.It ain't over until the fat lady croaks
I laughed and laughed until I cried
I almost felt euphoric
This cheesy, silly bit of trash
Claims to be prehistoric
Start with the mammoth hunting folk
A far-flung mountain tribe
In drops the pretty blue-eyed girl
That legend did describe
Along come warriors seeking slaves
On horseback none-the-less
With bows and arrows, boats with sails
But let me not digress
Of course they take the pretty girl
This gets her hubby steamed
A little group goes in pursuit
Much further than they'd dreamed
Climbing every mountain peak
Fjording every stream
Soon they reach a jungle
Man, this movie is a scream
Fighting off the turkey-birds
Slogging through the land
Next they meet some other tribes
And march on through the sand
In time they reach their journey's end
A land ruled by a God
Who loves a human sacrifice
And really looks quite odd
Like Godzilla and ID 4
This one misses the mark
As far as entertainment goes
This movie jumped the shark
Amanda Richards, April 30, 2008
 Well I liked it June 28, 2008
32 out of 55 found this review helpful
It's a silly adventure movie. Of course it throws history out the window. So what? It's just a fun movie. Take it for what it's worth. I thought it was well done. The story was interesting, the characters were interesting, it was well acted, great action, great locations. If you're into fun movies, this is for you. If you're a snooty film critic, stay away.
 Domesticated Mastodons? March 16, 2008
22 out of 47 found this review helpful
There are mediocre movies that are true to history.(Tora, Tora, Tora) There are great movies that are mediocre as history.(Elizabeth) This movie is mediocre both as history and as a movie.
From the domesticated mastodons and convenient prophecies to three pyramids being built at once and the most multi-cultural prehistoric community of all time, this movie is an obvious product of a politically correct, marketing committee run amok.
As someone who took a date to this movie, I soon began wishing she was asleep so at least she'd get a good rest out of the deal.
A Very Enjoyable Fantasy Flick! March 11, 2008
20 out of 29 found this review helpful
If you can shut off the critic inside your head you will enjoy 10,000 B. C.! I have a background in anthropology, history, linguistics, geography and biology. And I could spend all day picking this film apart - BUT IT"S A FANTASY STORY! HELLO! Remember: FANTASY! That's what I paid my money for! Not a documentary or historical fiction, but a FANTASTIC, DREAM-LIKE story.
Nor do you have to be a genius to figure this out!
The movie works on many levels. First, as an adventure story, a saga, like Lord of the Rings. I felt swept away. It's also an enjoyable love story. The chemistry between the actors is excellent. I cared about the characters. In addition to being erotic! - Its been a long time since I've seen so many good looking men and women on the Big Screen all at one time!
Very little of the violence is graphic or gratuitous. You can tell a fantastic story without blood and guts flying everywhere. It's also a movie suitable for older children.
Tribal people and people of color are shown with respect. Their rich variety of physical features, skin colors, dress, languages and architecture are shown in all its glory. Before the White Man came, and ruined everything, there was mind boggling cultural diversity on this planet!
What is most striking to me is the very moving and insightful portrayal of a Medicine Women performing profound acts of shamanism in order to help protect her people as best as she can. This is the very first time I seen such a pivotal role for tribal spiritual beliefs in a big Hollywood fantasy film! My hats off to the whomever wrote the screenplay! You did your homework!
Granted the ending did bother me a bit. It begs the question: Did the ancient Egyptians actually treat their workers that poorly? If only the Egyptians didn't use slaves, and treated their workers well. And what a metaphor for the year 2008, where most workers in the world are treated like dirt and instead of whips, the fear of dire poverty is used to keep most of the world's workers in line.
But I digress, this is a great movie. At the end a tear rolled down my cheek, and I felt good when I left the theater. That's all I can ask of a story. My money was well spent, for a change!
The World of Shamanism: New Views of an Ancient Tradition
Pure Historical Fiction Entertainment June 28, 2008
19 out of 37 found this review helpful
Let me first address all the reviews that compare this film to Apocalypto...there is ONE major difference, this movie is actually GOOD. Pure fun from start to finish. Is it totally fast paced...NO, but the film is trying to tell a historical/fiction STORY. That is where Gibson's dull flop missed the boat. Now, the special effects are nothing to write home about, but the pure beauty of the costumes and landscape more than makes up for it. BC packs twice as much STORY into its 90 minutes than most of the 2+ hour schlock that comes out of Hollywood these days. An interesting perspective on historical possibilities makes the film even more interesting. Acurate in every detail, probably not, but possible/plausible all the same, sure. Give it a chance, once it gets rolling, this is pure popcorn-munching madness. Personally, I can't wait for 9999 BC. Recommended for pure summer/storm DVD fun!
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